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A Little Geek Humor for your Day (Yakov Smirnoff style!)

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In the US, we follow twitter to catch up with friends. In Soviet Russia, twitter follows you! And you always get caught 😉

In the US, College students use facebook to find out where parties are. In Soviet Russia, "The Party" can always find you 😉

In the US, we execute searches on Google every day. In Soviet Russia… you’re just executed.

 

Maybe because I stayed up late, then went to the Nashville #GeekBreakfast, these are hilarious to me.

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