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A Little Geek Humor for your Day (Yakov Smirnoff style!)

CMDR Mitchcraft

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If anyone wants to add to the fun, feel free to in the comments below.

In the US, we follow twitter to catch up with friends. In Soviet Russia, twitter follows you! And you always get caught πŸ˜‰

In the US, College students use facebook to find out where parties are. In Soviet Russia, "The Party" can always find you πŸ˜‰

In the US, we execute searches on Google every day. In Soviet Russia… you’re just executed.

 

Maybe because I stayed up late, then went to the Nashville #GeekBreakfast, these are hilarious to me.

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    WordPress 4.1 Release Candidate Available

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    Just in time for Christmas, the amazing WordPress contribution team is getting geared up to release WordPress 4.1 on December 16. Right now, we can settle for the “WordPress 4.1 Release Candidate” In case you missed it, here’s what to expect from WordPress 4.1: A new theme, Twenty Fifteen.Β It’s more blog focused, and is very…

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  • Encryption, WordPress, Terrorism, and the Modern Web

    Encryption, WordPress, Terrorism, and the Modern Web

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    Editor’s Note: I try not to bring politics into my development discussions, but when they intersect, it’s always a good time for a teaching moment. If you leave a comment, be civil and follow the rules of having a good discussion, or I will outright delete your comments. There’s no room here for rude people.…

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