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A Little Geek Humor for your Day (Yakov Smirnoff style!)

CMDR Mitchcraft

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If anyone wants to add to the fun, feel free to in the comments below.

In the US, we follow twitter to catch up with friends. In Soviet Russia, twitter follows you! And you always get caught šŸ˜‰

In the US, College students use facebook to find out where parties are. In Soviet Russia, "The Party" can always find you šŸ˜‰

In the US, we execute searches on Google every day. In Soviet Russia… you’re just executed.

 

Maybe because I stayed up late, then went to the Nashville , these are hilarious to me.

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